Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Crime Time: Can't Fight the Seether

We don't think criminals are funny. We don't think the victims of misconduct and wrongdoings had it coming. We also don't get a lot of heinous crime here in our neighborhood, and for that, we are thankful. But as the SW Minneapolis Journal Crime Reports would suggest, our criminals are kinda stupid, and they're making us look bad.

Not to say the guy in this crime report isn't someone we want to party with, because he is, and we do. We just won't fall asleep with our wallets open while he's chilling in our house.

The lesson here is, "Always ask your contacts if you can use them as a reference BEFORE leaving their numbers with a man that wants to have you arrested."

In our best attempt to perform a public service to you all, we will now be posting these crime reports as a regular feature on the OTF blog. It's really an injustice to keep all of this stupidity to ourselves. Stay tuned for more criminals criming more crimes, and remember, kids... stay safe, and stay smart.

8 comments:

Jenni said...

Wow, that story is almost unbelievable. Thanks for bringing this important bit of journalism to our attention.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that is picturing the other bartender from Cocktail as his mentor?

Old Tom Foolery said...

Anonymous, you're dead-on with your casting choice for the role of Mentor.

Would love to hear your picks for who would play the other roles: Rock Star Impersonator, Victim, and Rock Star Impersonator's Mother.

I smell re-enactment...

Anonymous said...

David Faustino as "Dale," the Rock Star Impersonator

Marc Price ("Skippy" from Family Ties) as "Seth," the Victim

...And Annie Potts as "Donna," Dale's Mother

Directed by Scott Vincent Baio

Old Tom Foolery said...

Anonymous, you have a gift.

That has "Lifetime Original Movie" written all over it.

Anonymous said...

Seth Handelmann went out for steak. But he ended up being taken to the cleaners.

David Faustino. Marc Price. Annie Potts. And Bryan Brown...

"Victim of Rock"

A Lifetime Original Movie.

Directed by Scott Vincent Baio.

Old Tom Foolery said...

Pure gold.

You wouldn't happen to know any TV producers at Lifetime who want to win an Emmy, would you?

Anonymous said...

I've been banned from the network ever since "Crime of the Month," starring Cybil Shepard.

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